Ollys House

(you say POTAT- OH, I say POT-AH-TOE, or something vaguely along those lines)
This week celebrating the most subtle of fruit, the proud POTATO


Welcome to Ollys House, my general rambling page, WHAT A FARCE, indeed, THIS WEEK!!!!! POWER TO THE POTATO


In the meantime why not check out the most stylish and cool industry types in Manchester?



Twisted Nerve

LOOK! Yes look! At that thing at the bottom of the page, you can't miss it, maybe you were even slightly urged to click on it....DON'T! Oh, ok, maybe its alright if you just...slowly...run you pointer over it....go on....do it now, while no-ones looking. No, not that pointer, the one on the screen, dirty, dirty. Anyway yes it is.... ....a lovely RED DOOR Yaaay! If you like doors just as much as I do, (maybe even more!) then click on the link (not the door at the bottom the one near this writing)! Its the website for the fantastic Door-County, "The very same Door-County in Wisconsin?" - I here you cry.....Yes the very same. Visit them, and keep the spirit of Door-County alive, and please remember no knob jokes, its not big or hard (sorry).



DOOR-COUNTY WISCONSIN

> NEXT WEEK.......PLACE NAMES THAT SWEAR eg, sCUNThorpe Anyone reading this join the mailing list, e-mail me or try and think of anything with any relevance to OUR FRIEND THE POTATO (or is it pot-AH-to??).Oh, before I forget, Al, remeber the BIG GLASS ONION in the sky, blue skies, your eyes.....etc. etc.
Hey why not check out my Comic strip its hilarious and features Bo Derek and funnily enough is called the Hilarious adventures of Bo Derek, most comic strips of this type are updated monthly, some even weekly, BUT THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT, it is updated every cauliflower and as a special bonus every half Carrot aswell WOW theres value for your money, if you are interested in Bo Derek go to this site, which is of absolutely NO RELEVANCE to Bo or any one else with a one sylable name, why not try it, hey you might even find you enjoy it!



BO DEREK FANSneednotCLICK HERE

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Why not check out the tester page to my up and coming record label if anything you'll feel a better person for clicking on my Monkey. No really take a look. We're not aloud to lik to it (legal reasons to do with incoming traffic so in the old stylee you'll have to write in the following......www.dancingpenguin.com/aphonic....ooooppppsss last minute correction, I've added the link to my label site on the "BO DEREK FANS NEED NOT CLICK HERE" link BUT its noly staying up for one whole week, so, go there now! Remember YOU can e-mail me on [email protected]! Well this is the end. Actually, no, this is.



THE END of the world . con

Welcome to the bottom of the page whereby you must now take a qualifying test to leave the site, but before you go bear (Grrrrr) in mind that you can also access this site on your WAP FONE!! AAhhh the powers of modern technologym, anyway as I was saying just pint you mibile browser at GO.TO/OLLYSHOUSE it works it really really does!!!


Have a look at my lovely link to.......your final exam!! (thanks to those lovely guys at SUPER BAD for this!



THE FINAL EXAM






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